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Chain Letter For Women
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women...
Unlike most chain letters, this one will not cost anyone anything. Just bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list (below), and add your name at the bottom of that list. Then send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,877 men... ...one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain, and got her own son-of-a-bitch back. At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers more than 36 hours to get the smile off her face, and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name can move up fast!
The Liberated Women's List
I. B. Givvenhead