It Helps To Have Your Priorities Straight!

During a Southern Methodist-Notre Dame football game last year, the SMU people in Dallas yelled their lungs out. Nobody rooted harder than a Priest. During a break in the action, a fan seated next to him said, "Pardon me Father, but why aren't you cheering for Notre Dame, being a Catholic and all."

"Son!" replied the Priest, "I'm first and foremost a Texan!"

Tell me another Joke!

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