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Read about this great prank
I took a picture of my husband's backside as he was stepping out of the shower and then forgot about it. A few months passed and I needed to shop for picnic supplies for our 4th of July family barbeque and my sister-in-law accompanied me. As I walked out the door my husband called out, "Don't forget to pick up beer."
I picked up everything I needed, beer included, at Lucky's market. The checker, when he got to the beer, asked me for ID. Being 36 at the time I was both surprised and flattered. I pulled out my wallet, flipped it open to my license without looking at it and held it out to the checker. The weirdest expression crossed his face and I said, "What, what's wrong?"
He just looked at me without replying so I turned the wallet toward me to see why he was behaving so oddly. My license photo, which I had not looked at for months, had been very neatly pasted over with that picture of my husband's hairy butt. I showed it to my sister in-law and we both began laughing like lunatics. I was so hysterical I had trouble writing out the check. Both of us were still laughing when we walked out the door. The clerk, who I'm convinced was lobotomized, never even cracked a smile.
When I returned home, I joined my husband in the backyard, as he was fine tuning the barbeque.
"Did you remember to get the beer?", he asked.
"Yep," I replied, "Got carded too."
He stopped what he was doing and looked at me for a couple of seconds and then fell on the ground laughing. He'd done the dirty deed so long ago that he'd forgotten about it until then. Thank God I wasn't pulled over by a cop!
Evil, but brilliant.