Change

As the first McDonald's opened near us, most of the old-timers were not used to the pace of the service. My one neighbor, Mrs. Musgrove, stood at the register, and counted the change from her purchase 3 times.

"What's the matter Miss?" asked the clerk. "Isn't your change correct?"

"Yes, it's correct..." she sniffed, "but just barely!"

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