2 Lawyers

Two lawyers, Frank and Harry, meet for a drink.

Frank says, "You know what happened? An angel was sent down to compile a list of the dishonest lawyers on earth. Six months later he dragged himself back to Heaven, exhausted. "Believe me" he told God. "It'd be easier if I just made a list of all of the honest lawyers on earth. In fact, I think I could do that in a weekend."

"God said, "Fine."

"Come Monday morning, the angel turned in his list and God said, "That's terrific. Now I think you should send all the lawyers on this list a note of congratulations.""

Frank pauses and sips his drink. Then he says:

"There was a postscript to the angel's note. You know what it was?"

Harry says "No."

"Aha! So you didn't get a note either!"

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