Satan Goes To Church

The old professor was going to attend a Halloween party dressed in a costume of the devil. On his way it began to rain, so he darted into his church, where a revival meeting was in progress.

At the sight of his devil's costume, people began to scatter through the doors and windows.

Mrs. Professor was one of the church-goers, and the old professor was really enjoying that she didn't recognize him.

She started running out with everyone else, but she got her coat sleeve caught on the arm of one of the seats. As the old professor came closer, she pleaded, "Satan, I've been a member of this church for 30 years, but I've really been on your side all the time!"