LowComDom Performances Presents
Whiskey, Women and Song
An old farmer out my way celebrated his 105th birthday. He was asked by a reported to what he attributed his long life.
He answered that he had given up whiskey, women and song.
"And I give you a lot of credit sir." said the reporter. "How many years ago was that?"
"Oh let me see now..." the farmer pondered. "I guess about 2-3 years now."