LowComDom Performances Presents
Top 10 Reasons to Smile
10. Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
9. Really rich people are much more likely to drown in yacht accidents.
8. Mechanics' cars break down too.
7. If your first grade teacher was real mean and real old, she's probably dead now.
6. Thin people are not really happy.
5. Cheesecake! Cheesecake! Cheesecake!
4. Everyone you work with is naked at least once a day.
3. Contract disputes with Squiggy make a Laverne and Shirley reunion almost impossible.
2. Choose favorites from #4
1. You have a friend who was thoughtful, generous , and concerned enough to send you this card.