Questions

A mother with her little son take a cab to the zoo. Once inside the cab, the little boy sees a dog outside and asks his mother with his reedy voice:

"Mommy, if you were a dog and duddy was a dog too, what would I be now?"

"You'd be a puppy, dear."

Later on, the boy sees a cat:

"Mommy, if you were a cat and duddy was a cat too, what would I be now?"

"You'd be a kitten, dear."

The taxi driver hates the boy's high-pitch voice so decides to ask something to make him stop talking. So he asks:

"So little boy, if you mother was a hooker and you father was a pimp, was would you be now?"

"Uhm... a taxi driver, I guess, sir!"