LowComDom Performances Presents
An Alabamian hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental.
The Alabamian noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things for?"
The driver said, "They're to hold my balls when I drive."
"Boy," exclaimed the Alabamian, "these Lincoln Continentals have everything, don't they?"