Little-known Truth About DietingÊ

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.ÊÊ

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewerÊheart attacks than the British or Americans.ÊÊ

The Japanese drink very little red wine and sufferÊfewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.Ê

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wineÊand also suffer fewer heart attacks than the BritishÊor Americans.Ê

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

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