And What is This Called?

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"

"A horsey," one child answers.

"And this?", the teacher asks.

"A piggy!" replies another youngster.

"And how about this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There were no answers, only total silence. "Come now, children," she coaxes.

"I'll give you a little hint. What does your mommy call your daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"

"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny bastard!!!"