LowComDom Performances Presents
And What is This Called?
The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?"
"A horsey," one child answers.
"And this?", the teacher asks.
"A piggy!" replies another youngster.
"And how about this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There were no answers, only total silence. "Come now, children," she coaxes.
"I'll give you a little hint. What does your mommy call your daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?"
"I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny bastard!!!"