Showering

The night before my bypass surgery, the doctor wanted me to take a shower; which was fine with me, after three days of using a basin and washcloth.

As I walked down the hall, I had a Nurse on either side. The one asked, "Are you going to me able to manage OK?"

I said, "I feel weak and dizzy. Perhaps both of you would be kind enough to get in the shower with me."

The little blonde Nurse looked up and said, "Nice try."

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