The Difference Between Men and Women

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving the opposite way, down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and screams "BITCH."

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a huge pig that was trying to cross the road.