What Are We Talking About?

The Priest had just finished hearing the man's confession and was considering the man's penitence.

"Are you sure you're going to try to set aside all sin?"

"Yes Father, I certainly am going to try." replied the man. "I here-by resolve to double my efforts."

"And you're going to attend Mass regularly my son?" the Priest went on.

"Yes Father, I realize I have strayed." said the man. "I shall both worship and confess every week."

"And how about your debts and those you have cheated?" inquired the Priest.

"Now just a minute Father." said the man. "Now you're talking business and not religion."

Tell me another Joke!

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