LowComDom Performances Presents
In a fancy restaurant a man started to choke on a bone.
A doctor rushed over, reassured the man that he was going to be alright and identified himself as a doctor.
He performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The bone popped out. As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you?"
The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking."