New Twist to Old Joke

The Zen Master goes up to the hot dog cart and says," Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.

And the vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

Tell me another Joke!

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