LowComDom Performances Presents
My Dead Dog Rover
Tom enters his usual watering hole and sits down, elbows on the bar.
The bartender comes over and says, "What's the matter? I've never seen you looking so depressed."
Tom sighed and replied, "I had to shoot my dog."
The barkeep said, "Was he mad?"
Tom replied, "Well... he wasn't exactly pleased."