Senior Sex

A man in a retirement center asked one of the female residents if she would take $100. to have sex with him. She agreed thinking it would be an easy way to supplement social security.

As they were going at it, he would literally bounce away from her, at the same times her legs would fly up in the air. After about four tries, he said, "Had I know you were a virgin, I would have offered $200."

She responded, "If I'd know you could get it up, I would have removed my panty-hose!"

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