Divorced!

Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself.

Jody, his former Mrs says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me!"

Next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events.

The following day though when he called, his ex-wife said, "Listen Bozo. I told you we're divorced, split, it's over -- period! We're divorced. Why do you keep calling here?"

"Well Jody, it's just that I can't hear that often enough."