LowComDom Performances Presents
Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department. "Please, Dad," wheedled the boy, "I promise I'll use 'em every day..."
"I dunno, Michael. It's really a commitment on your part," the father pointed out.
"They're not cheap either."
"I'll use 'em Dad, I promise. You'll see."
Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door. From the corner of the store he heard his son yelp, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?"