It's Christmas

The harried Mother of three was having more than a little bit of trouble controlling her kids in the Disney Store and scolded them rather harshly.

A young female clerk, dressed as an elf chided, "Ma'am -- it's Christmas!"

The Mother, fire in her eyes, turned on the clerk and sneered, "Look TinkerBell, it's fine for you to be all perky here in your Fantasy Land, but I live in a world of grim reality."