LowComDom Performances Presents
You Have Overdone Thanksgiving if...
You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
Your wife wears a life jacket at nite in your water bed
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this