Where'd it Go?

When I was in the Navy, women were assigned to the WAVES. When we finally got leave after three months, our Captain told the WAVE Captain she'd better keep her girls under lock and key.

The WAVE Captain, tapping her temple, replied. "Don't worry. My girls have it up here!"

Our Captain said, "It doesn't matter where they have it. Once those throttle jocks start looking, they'll find it."