The Fox and the Hare

A Marine was in a dugout at the boundary fence in Guantanamo. He picked up the field phone and said "Gray Fox, this is Rabbit."

[no answer]

"Come in Gray Fox, this is Rabbit."

[again, nothing but silence]

Finally he stuck his head out of the dugout and yelled, "Hey Joe -- answer your damn phone!"

Tell me another Joke!

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