Painless

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.

Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too."

When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor.

He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."