LowComDom Performances Presents
Michael Johnson, the Olympic Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends.
At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said "Sorry, mate, you can't come in here -- no jeans."
Michael, quite annoyed at this, retorted, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Michael Johnson."
"Well, then," the bouncer replied, "it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?"