LowComDom Performances Presents
A new member of a Synagogue is talking to the Rabbi: "You have such a small congregation. How can they afford to pay you?"
The Rabbi said, "Well, I only earn $60 a week."
The man is dumbfounded. "Rabbi, how in the world can you get by on an amount that small?"
"Well, I tell ya. If I wasn't such a religious man and didn't fast three days a week, I'd probably starve to death."