LowComDom Performances Presents
In a zoology exam, the professor gives a student a bird's foot and tells him, "By visual examination of this extremity, you must tell me the family, genus, and species of the animal as well as its migratory habits and the number of fledglings per nesting."
And the student replies, "But how can I tell you all that with just one foot?"
The teacher says, "You are suspended. Let's see, what are your first and last names?"
The students takes off his shoe, shows the teacher his bare foot and says, "Guess."