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A travelling minister came upon a small farmhouse as night fell. Since he had no place to spend the night, he knocked on the door to ask if he could stay at the farm. The older, religious couple welcomed him in with open arms. To celebrate his arrival, he slaughtered one of his prize turkeys and she roasted it for dinner.
The next morning, she made turkey hash and pancakes for breakfast. After eating, the minister went out to preach to the nearby town, and returned to the farm for the night.
Once again, in the morning, the old woman made turkey hash and pancakes for breakfast. The minister mumbled "Hebrews 13:8" as he left, but since the couple were hard of hearing, they didn't understand him.
The next morning, she made turkey hash and pancakes again. The minister refused to eat, yelling "Hebrews 13:8!" and stomping out the door. The old couple understood him this time, and dug out the family Bible to look it up.
It said, "Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today and forever."