Paddy

Paddy and Mike were inseparable friends; Paddy was crippled. One day, Mike bursts in on the pastor in his rectory and says, "Father, Father, ye wouldn't believe what just happened to Paddy in the Church!"

"Well, then tell me lad. What happened to Paddy in me church?"

"Well, Paddy walked into the Church on his crutches. He reached into the holy water font, rubbed holy water all over his right leg, and threw away his right crutch. And Paddy is a cripple, ye know."

"Yes, yes, I know. Then what happened?" asks the priest.

"Paddy did the same thing with his left leg and threw away his other crutch. And Paddy is a cripple, ye know."

"Yes, yes, I know that! For the love of Jesus, Michael, tell me what happened next!"

"Oh," says Mike, "he fell right on his ass! He's a cripple, ye know."