Not An Atomic Heavy-Weight
In a science course discussion of the structure of the atom, one instructor noticed a coed who apparently hadn't read any of the assignment, as the expression on her face indicated she was having difficulty understanding. His suspicions were confirmed when he asked her what a "neutrino" was.
She thought for a few seconds with a guilty, wistful look on her face, then suggested hopefully, "An Italian neutron?"
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