Names

A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names, so he started naming his kids after something around the farm. The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied "Wagon Wheel".

The teacher said... "I need your REAL name, son", to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir...Really".

The teacher...in a huff..said.. "Alright young man...march yourself right down to the principal's office THIS minute!!!!"

The boy got out of his chair...turned to his sister and said.. "Come on, Chicken Shit....he ain't gonna believe YOU, neither!"