Plush

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a tavern. They smile, they connect, they share some small talk, and end up leaving together. Arriving back at her place, he's surprised to see that her bedroom is packed with stuffed animals: teddy bears of all sizes and shapes, lizards, horses, elephants, all the way up to a 10-foot stuffed giraffe in the center of the room.

She smiles when he mentions it, but they don't discuss it further as they're soon kissing and making passionate love. Next morning, they're lying in bed together sharing a first cup of coffee, and the man turns to her. "That was wonderful, darling," he smiles. "How was I?"

"Well," the woman says, considering carefully. "I guess you can have any prize from the middle shelf."