LowComDom Performances Presents
While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in "69".
"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader, "There's a very dangerous beast out there!"
But it was too late, several of her charges had more-or-less seen all. They asked their leader what was happening.
"Well, if you... er... must know, they were practicing a brand new form or artificial respiration."
"WOW!" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."