LowComDom Performances Presents
In the Navy all young pilots try to outdo each other with 'war stories'. During one such session, a young stud bragged that he had a thing going with a 30 year old woman.
A second throttle jockey said that that was nothing, he had a 35 year old woman head over heels in love with him.
I told them both that neither of their accomplishments merited any medals, that I had a relationship with a beautiful 24 year old woman.
One of the pilots pointed out that was hardly any age difference at all, and not such a big deal.
I smiled and said, "Hey... give me a break guys. I was only 12 at the time."