Forms
My sense of humor always gets me into trouble, but I just can't help it. Applying for a job one time, the employment form clearly said: "Age of Father, if living" and the same query for my Mother.
I put down the figures 119 and 117 in the spaces provided, and the interviewer asked if my parents were truly that old.
I replied, "No, but they would be if they were still living."
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