LowComDom Performances Presents
War is Hell
A group of Allied officers sat fraternizing in a London bar. The American had been a lawyer before the war, the Englishman a doctor, the Brazilian an architect, and the Russian a mainstay of the Communist Party Organization. An argument arose as to which of their professions had been established first in the world.
"It must have been a lawyer," said the American. "Man would never have survived the first days of creation if he hadn't had a few laws to govern him."
"Laws!" scoffed the Englishman, "Cain and Abel wouldn't have been born if there hadn't been a doctor around!"
"You're both wrong" said the Brazilian architect. "Before even Adam and Ever there had to be an architect around to bring some order out of chaos."
"Aha, Gentlemen," chortled the Russian Communist in triumph, "and who do you think created the chaos?!"