Rabbit

An old farmer was watching the county hiway going by his house when he noticed a rabbit hopping around on the road.

He heard a semi-truck coming down the road and, sure enough, it nailed the rabbit.

Suddenly, the semi screeched to a halt. The driver got down and looked at the rabbit.

He went back to the truck, retrieved a bottle, dumped it on the rabbit, tossed the bottle inthe ditch, and took off again.

The farmer was curious, so he kept an eye on the rabbit. Suddenly it twitched. Then it started moving.

Soon, the rabbit was hopping around like nothing had happened. Then it started to stop and wave after every few hops.

The rabbit continued to hop, hop, wave, hop, hop, wave until it was out of sight.

The farmer was really curious now, so he went over to retrieve the bottle. He picked it up and what do you think the label said?

"Hair Restorer With Permanent Wave"!