Blondes

A young ventriloquist was touring the clubs, and stopped to entertain in a small town. As he goes through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair, and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes, you jerk. What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does a woman's physical attributes have to do with her worth as a human? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, or reaching our full potential as a person. It's because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, all in the name of humor!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist began to apologize, when the blonde piped up, "You stay out of this, Mister, I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"