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Tired of those fruity, flowery "men's colognes"?
Tired of smelling like a fag?
Ready for something a little more manly, a little more macho, a little more courageous?...
Then you're ready for _Diesel Musk_ by Menace
Comprised of the essenence of the smelliest diesel fuel anywhere, it will make you smell like a macho tanker driver, heavy equipment operator, or truck driver... The kind of virile, manly man _she_ can't resist.
When you are ready to stop smelling like a boy and start smelling like a man, you're ready to try _Diesel Musk_!
Other colognes available from Menace
Eau de Ranchdirt - For those who want to smell like a macho cowboy. Composed of extract of cow manure , barnyard dirt, horse sweat and stale tobbaco juice, it will make you smell as sexy as the _real_"Marlborough Man".
Eau de Lockerroom - For those who want to smell like a real athlete. Formulated from a blend of the armpit, groin, and face sweat of tired atheletes, and extract from week old unwashed laundry, it will make you smell like you've been working out all day.
Try one of these colognes today, and start smelling like a _Real_ man!