LowComDom Performances Presents
An English parachutist and an Irish parachutist were arguing about who was best at folding a parachute.
Unable to resolve their dispute on the ground, they decided to go up in a plane and judge by the midair performance of their parachutes.
The Irishman jumped first, pulled his cord, and started floating down towards the earth.
Then the Englishman jumped, pulled his cord and nothing happened; he pulled his safety cord -- nothing. In a matter of seconds he whizzed past the Irishman, plummeting like a stone.
"Oh," shouted the Irishman, yanking off his harness, "so ya wanna race, do ya?!"