LowComDom Performances Presents
Wife: Honey, I just had a dream.
Husband: Yeah? About what?
Wife: Well, I was at a fair and they were selling dicks.
Husband: (Awake now) Really!
Wife: Yes, the ones this long (wrist long) were $2000.00 and those this long (elbow long) were $2500.00.
Husband: What price was mine?
Wife: It went for free.
A few nights later...
Husband: Darling, I had a dream.
Husband: I was at a fair and they were selling pussy.
Husband: Yes, the ones this (0) tight were $2000.00 and the ones this (.) tight were $2500.00.
Wife: How much was mine?
Husband: That's where they held the fair.