Harvard
A diamond-in-the-rough freshman from Texas on a scholarship to Harvard stopped a young man in a blazer and asked "Say, kin yew tell me whar thuh library is at ?"
"Look here." said to soon-to-be Yuppie. "You may have been raised in a culturally deprived backwater, but this is Harvard. We do not end a sentence in a preposition."
"Awright then," drawled the Texan, "Kin yew tell me whar thuh library is at -- asshole ?"
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