LowComDom Performances Presents
You know you are addicted to the Internet when...
You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
And even your night dreams are in HTML.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your dog has its own home page.
You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."
You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.
The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.