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My wife is what's generally known as a "Strawberry Blonde," which is, of course, half blonde/half redhead. Every once in a while though the blonde part gains the upper hand. On a recent trip to New York, there was one of those small info signs on the check-in desk. It said: Breakfast 6-10; Lunch 11-3; Dinner 4-11. She took one look at that and said "How in the world are we gonna do any sightseeing? We'll be so busy eating, we won't have time for anything else."

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