Clinton vs Titanic videos

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet. CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: Over three hours long. CLINTON VIDEO: Over three hours long.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line. CLINTON VIDEO: Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist. CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar. CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit. CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular. CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton's approval rating is at 70 percent.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death. CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary.