Da Joke RSS The Daily Gags from LowComDom Performances http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke/index.html Copyright 2007, LowComDom Performances http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en-us LowComDom RSS Generator 120 http://www.lowcomdom.com/favicon.ico Da Joke RSS http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke/index.html The Silly Hat 32 32 Aug, 29 2008 3:30:1 PST Aug, 29 2008 3:30:1 PST True Love! Marsha completed four weeks of dental restoration with Dr. Morris Cohen the dentist.

She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist, and she was going to propose to him.

Her friend said, "Marsha you're 34 years old, you're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why this dentist?"

"Because he is the first man that ever said to me... SPIT, don't swallow."

]]> http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke_arc/2008-08/2008-08-29-1.html Turn This Car Around! While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, her husband yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."

]]> http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke_arc/2008-08/2008-08-29-2.html Air Merge Northwest Airlines wants to merge with Delta. The transaction could be delayed for several years. Before it's final, it has to go through Atlanta.

Alan Ray http://www.araycomedy.com

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