Da Joke RSS The Daily Gags from LowComDom Performances http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke/index.html Copyright 2007, LowComDom Performances http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss en-us LowComDom RSS Generator 120 http://www.lowcomdom.com/favicon.ico Da Joke RSS http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke/index.html The Silly Hat 32 32 17 Mar 2010 2:0:00 PST 17 Mar 2010 2:0:00 PST 17 Mar 2010 2:0:00 PST FAT 7 'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.'

'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.'

]]> http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke_arc/2010-03/2010-03-17-1.html 17 Mar 2010 2:0:00 PST At A Diner At the end of a very long shift, a waiter was attending to six people who were taking their time deciding what to order. One woman changed her mind three times! Finally, she asked if the diner poached their salmon.

The waiter took a deep breath and counted to ten. "No, ma'am," he said. "I'm pretty sure they buy it."

]]> http://www.lowcomdom.com/joke_arc/2010-03/2010-03-17-2.html 17 Mar 2010 2:0:00 PST Bailout An elderly bank bandit in California says he pulled the robbery to pay off his mortgage. Of course, the way the banks did business with subprime mortgages makes this a "copycat" crime.

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