From Da Joke Archives
St. Pete?
The Vatican is making it harder to become a saint. Apparently they are going to adopt the same standards that are keeping Pete Rose out of the Hall of Fame.
Jim Barach http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com
Word of the Day
Click on Missy's picture. She'll believe anything you tell her.
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Y2K Has Begun" Fek'Lar thus spake... "It's begun. The effects of Y2K have hit corporate America. Starting in October, large companies are locking down computers and not allowing any new software installations until after the new year. This way they can certify a machine and keep it stable while the rest of the world goes to hell." more...
September 1, 2010
Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.
The following items were added to Da Joke Archive.
The following words were added to the LowComDom Online Dictionary.
I don't care how much you and your cat love each other, if you were one inch smaller than the sweet little kitty, he'd eat you in a heartbeat. Tom Gard
