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Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty. A priest watches and then approaches the men.
He turns to the man with the star of David and says, "Young man. Don't you realise that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the cross and says, "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?"
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- The peak year of popularity. As in "1993 was Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year."
From the The LowComDom Online Dictionary
In his column, "Why Good Self-Service is Better Than Bad Off-Shoring" Fek'Lar thus spake... "I'm working on a self-service project. Of course, the reason there's a self-service project is to reduce our labor costs. But truthfully, self-service can be all about getting a better product to your customer faster. At least, that's the tactic we're trying to take." more...
May 1, 2012
Another issue of The Crapolla According to Fek'Lar was published.
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You are without romance or mirth ... you must be an engineer.
