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 Film Review - 3000 Miles to Graceland

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the theater... so have I.

3000 Miles to Graceland is a horribly flawed movie. Think of it as Ocean's 11 for trailer trash.

The premise is simplistic, a group of Elvis impersonators barge into a Las Vegas casino toting automatic weapons, stroll into the cash room and clean the place out.

Words fail to express how much this movie sucks. From the story set up where Kurt Russell is bedding Courteney Cox (in a trailer!) to the after robbery shoot-out when people get greedy, you just have to wonder why you thought this was going to be entertaining.

Sucks and Blows!

Film Facts

    Cast
  • Kurt Russell
  • Kevin Costner
  • Courteney Cox
  • Christian Slater
  • Kevin Pollak
  • David Arquette
  • Jon Lovitz
  • Howie Long
  • Thomas Haden Church
  • Bokeem Woodbine
  • Ice-T
  • David Kaye
  • Louis Lombardi
  • Shawn Michael Howard
  • Mike Kopsa
  • Daisy McCrackin
  • Sharron Leigh
  • J. Winston Carroll
  • Paul Anka
  • Eric James
  • Timothy Misney
  • Kimberly Hawthorne
  • Craig March
  • Rod Lake
  • Norma Campbell
  • Gianni Russo
  • John Casino
  • Hamilton von Watts
  • Lorraine Cote
  • David Meeker
  • Kenneth Anderson
  • Morgan H. Margolis
  • Aubrey Jordan
  • R. Nelson Brown
  • Luis Moro
  • Ross Haines
  • Christine Chatelain
  • Michael Busswood
  • Charles Andre
  • Campbell Lane
  • Terry Chen
  • Raoul Ganeev
  • Mark Acheson
  • Peter Bryant
  • John B. Destry
  • Michael St. John Smith
  • Scott Swanson
  • Doug Abrahams
  • Mary Ann Skoll
  • Dave Babych
  • Mark Gibbon
  • Frank C. Turner
  • Don MacKay
  • Demian Lichtenstein
  • Susse Budde
  • Colm O'Faolain
  • Max Goldblatt
  • Tom Heaton
  • Ralph J. Alderman
  • Brian Drummond
  • Larry Holdridge
  • Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc
  • Peter Kent
  • Greg Miller
  • Michael J. Conti
  • Eddie Powers
  • Steve Connolly
  • Jesse Garon
  • Tim Welch
  • Jim Leboeuf
  • Lawrence McMurray
  • Johnny Edwards
  • Jennifer Crick Gagliano
  • Yvonne Grace
  • Jill Landess
  • Georgie Bernasek
  • Angelina McCoy
  • Laura Lago
  • Jamie Preston
  • Melinda Harambasic
  • Daniella Murray
  • Terri Gomez
  • Rice Honeywell
  • Kevin Mundy
  • Renee Cherrier
  • Shelly Lien
  • Marci Lake
  • Kelly Carlson
  • Rob Lake
  • Dante D'Ambruoso
  • Tim Hoctor
  • Kerry Puccio
  • Eric Arlt
  • Robert Martin
  • Tony Alves
  • Bart Dorsa
  • Jeanette Lee
  • Stephanie Swinney
  • Alberto Mastrangelo
  • Dave Dunlap
  • Wayne Harter
  • Jim Grant
  • Duncan Keller
  • Skylark
  • Staz
  • Jay Allan
  • Bruce Claggett
  • Alex Green
  • Jim Owen
  • Jerry Sembach
  • Steve J. Vences

Directed by Demian Lichtenstein

Released in 2001

MPAA Rating: R

Reviewed by Mongo